10 Absolutely Ridiculous Things People Had To Explain To Hilariously Confused Adults

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Sep 20, 2018 7:00 PM EDT

These grown adults fell through the cracks, and hilariously clueless questions ensued. 

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    Organism - 13.8k points 1 day ago [-strikt9 "Why doesn't the kite just fly away?" Um, the string?
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    Street sign - SCHOOL ZONE - GambitX 1306 points 21 hours ago My mom told me I couldn't text while driving in a school zone. I had to explain to her that only applies to the actual driver as I texted away in the passenger seat... DAYS
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    Natural landscape - - shiftyyo101 ago) 15.1k points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours I wasn't very successful but I attempted to explain this to him. Let me set the scene: on top of a mountain in Maui with a tour group watching the sunset and I hear the guy behind me telling his kids "the sun sets in the west so thats the Pacific ocean so that side over there is the Atlantic." I laugh and turn around and acknowledge his hilarious joke. He was not joking, to which i reply "you know this is all th
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    Face - [-] mysterysciencekitten 9498 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) That human babies aren't born with their eyes stuck shut like kittens. He asked me if my 3-week-old daughter's eyes had opened yet.
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    Air travel - [-] kentuckyfriedweenis 11.3k points 1 day ago I had to explain to someone on our flight that there wasn't another littler plane trailing us with our luggage when they looked out the window looking for said little plane
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    Dinosaur - 4929 points 1 day ago -] Avarian_Walrus That no, the dinosaurs didn't come after old kingdom Egypt
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    Natural landscape - [- CeMaRiS1 8773 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) That contrary to her belief islands are in fact not floating like big Rubber boats (she was asking how with the wind and currents the islands still maintained their position without roaming the Oceans like rocky Icebergs.)
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    Text - 10.9k points 1 day ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) [-] kerrryn I was twenty years old, and covering the reception desk at a mid-sized law firm on maybe the 14th or 15th floor of a high-rise building. This attorney was apparently good at her job (from what I understood of her reputation; I didn't know her well), but this story often makes me wonder about smart and smart. On this day, as she exited the elevator on her return from lunch, she decided to voice what seemed to be a puzzle that st
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    Text - [-] beanloopy 2248 points 1 day ago I was flying to Australia and a girl I met in the airport asked me if I was worried about crossing the equator. I said "no why" and she said well the plane flips upside down aren't you concerned it will crash? I couldn't even begin to explain.
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    Food - [-] ExxInferis 8922 points 1 day ago To an office junior post-graduate in Engineering, after checking his work; Me: "In the English language, if a word starts with a 'Q', it is almost always followed with a 'U'." Him: "Oh yeah?!.....What about Croissant?!!!" (Defiant smug stare) Me: sigh
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